Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 34, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 January 1902 — He Qualifled. [ARTICLE]

He Qualifled.

“Young man,” said the stern parent, "do you think you will be able to support my daughter In the style to which ■he has been accustomed ?” Now, this young man might have taken advantage of a glorious opportunity to ting a chestnut bell, but he didn’t. Instead he thought for a moment and replied : “Well—er—l think so, with one exception.” VAha! And what may the exception "I don't think I cotild be so Infernally itingy with the gai.”—Denver Times.