Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 34, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 January 1902 — Only Eight. [ARTICLE]

Only Eight.

Willie—Oh, maw, 1 have sich a pain in my stummick. Fond Mother—Willie, have you been eating something? Willie —No, maw, I didn't eat a thing but eight green apples.—Ohio State Journal.