Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 34, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 December 1901 — Avoid the Alligator. [ARTICLE]

Avoid the Alligator.

He was evidently from the country, thia little old German, and his eyes rested on the elevator, undoubtedly for the first time, hfe sense of the ridiculous was touched. For a few moments he stood tn wonderment, and then, softly laughing to himself, he stopped the first person he chanced to see, who happened to be the janitor, and fired this at him: “Vot was dot leedle box t’ing voJjfcalks people opp def stairs stooden still* “Oh, that’s the elevator,” was the answer. “Oh, dat’S vat Idt Is, Is idt? x I has a pocketbook made offender peel us one us dose.” He tried a ride, but didn’t like It Then he said: “I vould told my wife nefer to go in mlt von us doz alligators ven der valkInk by hand vos goot.”—New York Post CONVINCE YOURSELF that Ely’s Cream Balm deserves all that has been said of it as a means of quick relief and final cure in obstinate cases of nasal catarrh and hay fever. A trial size costs but ten cents. Full size, 50 cents. Sold by druggists or mailed by Ely Bros., 56 Warren street, New York. Messrs. Ely Bros.—Please send me one bottle of Cream Balm, family size. I think it is the best medicine for catarrh in the world. Mt. Olive, Ark. J. M. SCHOLTZ. Messrs. Ely Bros.—l have been afflicted with catarrh for twenty years. - It made me so weak I thought I had consumption. I got one bottle of Ely’s Cream Balm and in three days the discharge stopped. It is the best medicine I have used for catarrh. FRANK E. KINDLESPIRE. Proberta, Cal. <■