Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 34, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 November 1901 — An Experienced Parson. [ARTICLE]

An Experienced Parson.

Groom—How much do I owe you? Clergyman—Um—er—whatever yot think your wife is worth. Groom—Oh, that’s so many I would have to go on owing It to you. Clergyman—Well, call around agajo in a few years. Perhaps the estlmaje will then be within your reach.—Ne v York Weekly.