Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 34, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 November 1901 — No Use for It. [ARTICLE]

No Use for It.

Barber —Can’t I sell you a bottle of this tonic, sir? It will positively prevent the hair from coming out. Customer—No, thank you. You see I’m a married man, and the easier it comes out the less itdkhurts. —Chicago News.