Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 34, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 October 1901 — Why? [ARTICLE]

Why?

Mrs. Brown—Oh. Henry, run for a doctor, quick! Baby has swallowed that counterfeit quarter you gave him to play with. * Mr. Brown—Well, what do you want a doctor for? There's no use sending good money after bad.