Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 34, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 October 1901 — Begone, Dull Care! [ARTICLE]

Begone, Dull Care!

A Droitwlch barber was Just finishing lathering a customer, and was talking volubly, as usual. “Yes, sir," he said, “there’s no carelessness allowed by our employer. Every time we cut a customer’s face we are fined sixpence, and if we make an ugly gash It costs us a shilling.’’ Then, picking up and brandishing his razor, he added: “But I don’t care a rap to-day. I’ve Just won a sovereign.’’— London Answers. v It Is not safe for a girl to let her steady see her In kitchen duds until after the wedding invitations are out After that he can't get away.