Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 24, Number 8, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 September 1901 — American Supremacy. [ARTICLE]

American Supremacy.

First London Burglar—Eh, Jimmy, wot you doin’ around here? W’y ain’t you at work. Second Burglar—Aw, I’m all right I’m waitin’. “Waitin’ for what?” “For my new Yankee tools to arrive.” —Cleveland Plain Dealer.