Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 97, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 August 1901 — To Help the Thing Along. [ARTICLE]

To Help the Thing Along.

“Yes, grandfather Is 99 years and 0 months of age.” “You ought to get him a bicycle.” “What for?” “So as to help him make a century.” —Judge. **“