Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 91, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 August 1901 — Tommy's Mistake. [ARTICLE]

Tommy's Mistake.

Father—Come, young man, get your jacket off and come with me. Tommy—You’re not going to lick me, are you, dad? Father—Certainly; didn't I tell you this morning that I should settle with you for your bad behavior? Tommy—Yes; but I thought it was only a joke, like when you told the grocer you was goiug to settle with him. —TitBits.