Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 91, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 August 1901 — Hens Not Feeling Well. [ARTICLE]

Hens Not Feeling Well.

Twelve eggs sold by a Brooklyn dairyman had among them five that were decayed. The purchaser returned them, saying that he wanted the product of healjSJiy hens. “These,” said the purchaser, ‘‘must have been laid when the hens were not feeling well.” , When a woman meets another woman down town, she always screams out in an excited way: “Well, what on earth are you doing down town?”