Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 87, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 July 1901 — Occidental. [ARTICLE]

Occidental.

The Emperor Kwang Hsu frowned darkly. ‘The West, forsooth!” sneered he. “How do I know that there is any West?” “Well, Occidents will happen, you know!” exclaimed the Viceroy, LI Hung Chang. Fortunately his majesty, by recourse to his Ollendorf, was able to gather substantially the full import of this clever jest, else the aged courtier might then and there have been divested of the shrimp pink golf stockings of a mandarin of the first rank—Detroit Journal.