Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 85, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 July 1901 — Married Life Exposed [ARTICLE]

Married Life Exposed

Willie Boerum —Pa, why do some people call vegetables garden sass? Mr. Boreum (wearily)—Oh—ah—Why do some people call vegetables garden sass? “Why, because having a garden and raising vegetables is so conducive to the use of profanity. Now, run away, Willie, and, for goodness sake, don’t ask me what conducive means.”