Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 79, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 21 June 1901 — Would Be the Result. [ARTICLE]

Would Be the Result.

Passenger—Won’t you take my seat, madam? Lady—l beg of you not to rise, sir. Passenger—l should feel very much embarrassed to have you sitting on my lap before all these people.