Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 77, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 June 1901 — Now They Are Married. [ARTICLE]

Now They Are Married.

A bashful young man went three times to ask a beautiful young lady if he might be the partner of her joys and sorrows and other household furniture, but each time his heart failed him, and he took the question away unpopped. She saw the anguish of his soul and had compassion on him. So the next time he came she asked him If he had thought to bring a screwdriver with him. He blushed and wanted to know what for. And she, in the fullness of her heart, said she did not know but that be would want to screw up his courage before he left He took the hint and the glrL—Pearson’s Weekly.