Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 76, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 June 1901 — Page 7 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

If Coffee Poisons You. ruins your digestion, makes you nervous and sallow complexioned, keeps you awake nights and acts against your system generally, try Grain-O, the new food drink. It is made of pare selected grain and is healthful, nourishing and appetising. It has none of the bad effects of coffee, yet it is just as pleasant to the taste, and when properly prepared can’t be told from the finest coffees. Costs about as much. It is a healthful table drink for the children and adults. _ Ask your grocer for Grain-O. 15 and 25c. Apprehension. First Old Codger—No; I haven't been at the club to-day. Second Old Codger—So they told me. I was afraid something might be wrong —thought you might be married.—Puck.

A GLORIOUS SIGHT. Field* of Wheat in Which the Stocks Were So Thick It Was Almost Impossible to Drive Between Them. To the Editor—A gentleman frdtn Duluth made a trip through a portion of Western Canada last summer, and, writing of what he saw, says: “Wheat, for instance, will average twenty-five or thirty bushels to the acre. I saw shocks so thick in the field that it would be almost Impossible to drive between them. Winters, it is said, are longer than near Duluth, but the Japan current, warm Chinook winds and dry atmosphere’ make the winters comparatively mild.” Thousands of such testimonials are to be had from settlers who have taken advantage of the low-priced lands of Western Canada. During the present year new’ districts will be opened up in the Saskatchewan Valley, and advantage should be taken of this at once. Information can be had from any agent of the Government, whose advertisement appears elsewhere in your columns. Yours truly, OLD READER. On and Off. Prof. Svengalibygolly (on the stage, 9:30 p. m.) —You notice, ladies and gentlemen, that with a few passes of my hand before the eyes of the subject I have induced a hypnotic slumber from which he cannot be awakened until I sc will. Prof. 8. (off, 2:30 a. m.)—Confound it, Jane, you’ll have to get up and put this kid to sleep; I’ve walked with him sot two mortal hours, by thunder! I do not believe Piso’s Cure for Consumption has an equal for coughs and colds.—John F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind., Feb. 15. 1900. Too Much Johnson. “The worst of Johnson is that when he gets more than a trifle so, he always challenges you to fight. Of course, it’s al) bluff.” “Oh, of course! Blind man's buff."— Judge. x Mr*. Winslow's Hoothimo srsur r<w Children teething; softens the sumx, reances tnflsmmstion. al lay u pain. cure# wind colic. cant a a bottl® A toad has no teeth. He needs none. His prey consists of small insects, which he catches with his tongue and swallows ffHU.