Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 69, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 May 1901 — Where Reuben Went. [ARTICLE]

Where Reuben Went.

Farmer Hayrake—l s’pose ye’ve heard ’bout my sendin’ my son Reuben to an institution uv learnin’?

Farmer Snakeroot —Why, no. Some fool’s bin spreadin’ the report around the neighborhood that yew’ve sent him ter college.—Judge.