Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 67, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 May 1901 — Too Strong to Saw Wood. [ARTICLE]

Too Strong to Saw Wood.

Lady—Now that you have partaken of a good dinner, are you equal to the task of sawing some tfood? Tramp—Madam, equal is not the proper word; I am superior to it.—New York Herald. Strange to Say, Turkey and Greece are without telephones.