Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 45, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 February 1901 — Page 7

He Wanted Tew Know.

Ticket Seller (In theater box office) — Beats in the parquette are $3, and in the dress circle $2. Uncle ‘Pumpkinduster (of Swamp Jttoction)—Say! be that your “askin' price,” or what you expect tew get ?

World to End This Year.

This Is the recent decision- ot one of the prominent societies of the world, but the exact day has not yet been fixed upon, and .while there are very few people who believe this prediction, there are thousands of others who not only brieve, hut know that Hostettef’s Stomach hitters is the best medicine to cure dyspepsia, lud’gestion, constipation, biliousness or liver and kidney troubles. A fair trial will certainly convince you of its value.

Can’t Take the Medicine.

Bobbs—Laughter is a cure for indigestion. Dobbs—But a man can’t laugh when he has dyspepsia—Baltimore American.

Care of the Baby.

To keep the skin clean is to keep it healthy. Every mother should therefore see that her baby is given a dailj’ bath in warm water with Ivory soap. The nursery should also be well aired and cleaned, and all clothing washed with Tvorv soap, well rinsed, and dried ip the sun. ELIZA It. PARKER. Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there.—-Andrew Jackson.

Lane's Family Medicine

Moves the bowels each day. In order to be healthy this is necessary. Acta , gently on the liver and kidneys. Cures ' sick headache. Price 25 and 50c. The necessity of preparing tobacco for the consumer has developed 2,274 patents. I do not believe Fiso’s Cure for Consumption has an equal for coughs and colds.—John F. Boyer, Trinity Springs, Ind., Feb. 15,4900. Oil and water—woman and a secretare hostile properties.—Buiwer Lytton,

Carter’s Ink

has the largest sale of any ink In the world, because it is the best ink that can be made. Most of the people who are out of fashion don’t know it Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Stbop tor (Jhlldrea tsnhing; sottens the gums, reduces inflammation, silays pain, cures wind colic. cents a bottle

To Mothers of Large Families. In this workaday world few women are so placed that physical exertion is not constantly demanded of them in their daily life. Mrs. Pinkham makes a special appeal to mothers of large families whose work is never done, and many of whom suffer, and suffer for lack of Intelligent aid. To women, young or old, rich or poor, Mrs. Pinkham, of Lynn, Mass., extends her invitation of free adviee. Oh, women 1 do not let your lives be 'Sacrificed when a word from Mr*. Pinkham, at the first approach oi Mbs. Cabbie Bklleviix*. Weakness, may fill your future yean with healthy joy. “ When I began to take Lydia B. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound I was not able to do my housework. I suffered terribly at time of menstruation. Several doctors told me they could do nothing for me. Thanks to Mrs. Pinkham's advice and medicine I am now well, atid can do the work for eight in the family. “ I would recommend Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound to all mothers with large families.” — Mbs. Caurte Belleville, Ludington, Mich. w£T! ini ami BLACK ox TfILLUtW' Will Keep You Dry B3®todc3@ fgnsre Wm, Take No Sustitutc . TMX Catalogue. Showing Full Line of Garments ahdHaTS. A.J. Tower Co. Boston. Mass. Nasal jfSS SV CATARRH MA In all lu itu»i there should be clMuimeM. )]WgW Ely** Cresm Balm V cl eansem, .oothe* and heals the diseased membrane. j It cures catarrh and drives away a cold In the bead quickly. Cresm Balm la placed into the nostrils, spreads *rer the membrane and I* absorbed. Relief la lav. mediate and a cure follows.- It Is not drying—does not produce sneezing. Large Size, (0 oenta at DrufgUta er by malft Trial Sire, 10 cents by mall. ■LT BROTfIERS, M Warren Street, New York. GREGORY SEEDS tgl^d^ng.' . . New eataloglie ftree. Wl WttmjJ 1.1. M. Scxfory a Iw, ■siSUS.sd, Sw. w AGENTS WANTED! No Failure! SrtSen^^ b ifSj|j?ob^r^»o , rt; 111*°

CAPITAL IS TO SHINE.

WASHINGTON PREPARES FOR IN- - AUGURATIOPL ’ -■ Pennsylvania Avenne to Have a Court of Honor Which Will Be a Mass of Waving Color by Day and Blaze of Electricity by Night. Washington correspondence:

WASHINGTON is beginning to look like the inauguration. From the eap- „ itol to the War Department PennsylgaS, vania avenue is be|fgi ing lined on both ggk sides with large iJfS| stands, more uumerous, substantial and extensive than PflSw ever before, and in front of the White S? House, between - Fifteenth and Sevtftfjl enteenth streets, a llt l\ “court of honor” is U being erected which

promises to be.the most elaborate piece of street decoration ever seen in this country. It was designed by a committee of architects of which Glenn Brown of this city was chairman. By day it will l>e a mass of waving color, while by night it will blaze with electricity. The White House grounds are included in the scheme and the semi-circular drive from the-portieo to Pennsylvania avenue is trt be treated in an artistic manner with thirty-two slender white pillars on either side. The avenue in front of the executive mansion is to be tilled with eight structures consisting of four large pillars with ornamental caps called pylons, and thirty-two smaller pillars erected at equal distance. Each of the pillars supports npon its crest a great bowl of iron, resembling the flaming basins that lighted the games of ancient Rome. They will serve a similar purpose on the night of March 4, and will provide a unique and magnificent addition to the street decorations for the evening hours. Under the cap which surmounts the four jpillars of each pylon will’be four incandescent lights, each of 100-candle .power. The caps will be pierced and glass of different colors set in the aperture, and through these a blaze of multi-color splendor will radiate. The most interesting feature, however, will be the effect from searchlights of 10,000-candle power, concealed in the caps of the eight pylons, whose brilliant Bump will shoot into the sky through openings above the place where the lights and the men who operate them will be placed. From these eight classic, columns streams of starry brilliancy will sweep the heavens, striking on the passing clouds and lending unparalleled grandeur and beauty to the scene.

The artistic effect will be augmented by curling clouds of white smoke which Will rise from the metal basins on the summits of the pylons, breaking the black circle of shadow, around which play the White beams from the big reflector below. This smoke will be made by the use of chemienls .upon excelsior, there will be no flame,_ These great waving, trembling, ever-changing pillars of smoke will add indescribable picturesqueness by clever manipulation of science’s most modern aids to decorations and illumination. The stands erected for spectators are much more sightly and comfortable than any ever seen here before, because they are -erected by the committee of citizens in charge of the inauguration ceremonies, and any profits arising from the sale of seats will be turned into the fund. The cost of the inauguration ceremonies is usually met by the sale of tickets to the ball. The money needed is subscribed iu advance by patriotic citizens, to whom it is repaid afterward, und any surplus remaining is distributed among the charitable institutions of the city. The most important question now pending is whether the veterans of the Grand Army of the Republic shall act as the escort of honor to President McKinley in the procession, or whether the swell troop of cavalry from Cleveland which performed that service four years ago should be allowed the same honor again. The Grand Army people claim that McKinley belongs to their organization, nnd that the veterans of the war- ought to have the most conspicuous position in the line. The congressional committee of arrangements is inclined to encourage them, hut Gin. Frank V. Green-of New York, the grand marshal, who controls the matter, says that it is already settled, and that the Cleveland grays have been invited and accepted, and are coming, The next important question is the selection of the persons who shall ride in the carriage with the President. It has been customary for tjie retiring President nnd his successor to ride together. As they go toward the chpitol the retiring President sits at the right—the place of honor. As they return from the capitol after the inauguration he sits on the left. But as President McKinley succeeds himself it will not do to let him ride alone. There are four persons eligible to occupy seats in his carriage: Mr. Roosevelt, John Joy Edson, chairman of the local committee of arrangements; Mark Hanna, chairman ot the Senate committee, and Mr. Cannon, chairman of the House committee. The Vice-Presi-dent does not ride in the procession. He has to be in the Senate chamber nnd take the oath of ofllce there before the Presi-dent-elect nrrives and preside at the ceremonies of the inauguration. Mr. Edson is a modest man, of retiring disposition, and willingly yields the honor to Mark Hanniv and Undo Joe Cannon. Everybody will admit that there is a singular appropriateness in having Mr. Hanna accompany the Presidentjn his triumphal journey, nnd it would be just as well If they took some solemn man like Uncle Joe along to hold them down Miss Margaret Thorpy, Tucknhoe, N. Y., believing that her brother Thomas was murdered for a smnll sum, has vowed to devote her life to the punishment of the murderers. She says she knows the two men who killed him. Mrs. E. D. Kelly is working at the Clifton Hotel, Chicago, to pny a honeymoon board bill. She was married at Central City, Neb. Her. husband skipped. Prof. F. W. Smedley, Chicago, aaya left-handed children are not as bright aa the right-handed. - ~

Domestic Economy.

“What do you have to pay for having your- sidewalk cleaned and your furnace looked after?” “Oh, my wife isn’t trying to get in the set to which our neighbors belorlg, so I do the work myself.”—Chicago Times-Herald. .-v

Sure Evidence.

Mamma—You have become” very fond of Mr, Hu£gard in quite a short time. Daughter Why, mamma, what makes you think that? Mamma—l overheard you telling him last night that he was “too hateful for anything.”—Philadelphia Press. 5

HALF DEAD SOLDIER

Returns All Broken Up to His Heme in Sonth Dakota. Bristol, S. D., Feb. 18, 1901.—(Special.)—Peter Behres says: “When I returned from the war I found that I was in a very critical condition. My system was all run down, and I gradually became worse, until I was half dead with Kidney and Bladder Trouble. My family wanted me to consult a physician, but as 1 had learned through several of my comrades of the wonderful cures of Dodd’s Kidney Pills I determined to give them a trial first.” Mr. Behres, or Capt. Behres, as he should be called, because he was captain. of the First Minnesota cavalry, and in 1862 was for fourteen months in continual service in -warfare with the Indians, is now an honored member of the G. A. R., who has reached the ripe old age of three' score years and ten. He continues: “I am mow an old soldier, seventy years of age, and enjoying almost perfect health, and all thanks for this are due to Dodd’s Kidney Pills* I found after having used the first few boxes that my faith was not misplaced in them, aud in a very short while my kidneys were doing the work required of them and the bladder trouble was sofin eliminated. It was almost a year before L was myself, but during that time I used Dodd’s Kidney Pills faithfully and with the very best results that anyone could wish for. 1 would not have been without them for a king’s ransom. I am now well as any man of my age.” 50c a box, six boxes for $2.50. Buy them from yqur local dealer if you can. If he cannot supply you, send to the Dodds Medicine Co., Buffalo, N. Y.

A Celluloid Substitute.

Lactraid, a svibstitute for celluloid, is made from skim milk.

A Remedy for the Grippe.

Physicians recommend KEMP’S BALSAM for patients afflicted with the grip, as it is especially adapted for the throat and lungs. Don’t wait for the first symptoms, but get a bottle to-day and keep it on hand for use the moment it is needed. If neglected the grip brings, on pneumonia. KEMP’S BALSAM prevents this by keeping the cough louse and the lungs free from inflammation. AH druggists, 25c and 50c. We are indebted to Colley Cibber, not to Shakspeare, for “Richard is himself again.”

How’s This.

We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured by Hall’s Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHEISEY & CO.. Props., Toledo, O. We, the undersigned, have known F.J. Cheney for the last 15 vears, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligation made by their Arm. West & Truax. Wholesale Druggists, Toledo. 0. Waldlng. Kiunan & Marvin. Wholesale Druggists. Toledo, Ohio. Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is taken internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Price 75c. per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials free. A woman’s strength is most potent when robed in gentleness.—Lamartine.

Coughing Leads to Consumption.

Kemp’s Balsam will stop the cough at once. Go to your druggist to-day and get a sample bottle free. Bold in 25 and 50cent bottles. Go at once; delays are dangerous. It Keats who said “A thing of beauty is a joy forever.” We refund 10c for every package of PUTNAM FADELESS DYE that fails to give satisfaction. Monroe Drug Co., Unionyilie. Mo. Sold by druggists. It was an observation of Thomas Southern that “Pity’s akin to love.”

TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY

Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All druggists refund the money if it fails to cure. E. W. Grove’s signature is on each box. 250. A sinking fuud is to keep things afloat. riro Permanently Cured. No fit* cr nerrouane** after 111 W flrut day’s use of Dr. Kiltie's Giuat .Nerve Restorer. heud forFHEE ss.oo trial bottle and treatise. DR. R. H. KLINE. Ltd., Ml Arch Bt., Philadelphia, Pa. It is better to lose what you have before you are tired of It.

Getting Better^ Are you recovering as fast as you should? Has not your old trouble left your blood full of impurities? And isn’t this the reason you keep so poorly? Don’t delay • recovery longer, but take Ayer’s Sarsaparilla It will remove all impurities from your blood and tone up your whole nervous system. Give Nature a little help at this time. Aid her by removing all the products of disease, from your blood. SI.OO a bottle. All drnggiiti. Keep your bowels in good condition with Ayer’s Pills. Price 25c. a box. Writ* the doctor free!/ all the particular* la Kr caao. Ton will recelre a prompt r*ply. Adw. Dr. J. C. Aybb, Lowell. Maaa.

I YGU’RE WEAK I ma ■ H j, «> ■ . -■“pß’' I■■ I instead of Sfrmaey f I j| Yourself a New Man I I BLOCD ANO H£RVE jj ESf&Pv IB tpqgSfr Win Give You Ilia Strength mm In liiPv mna Wgo* of Pop foot MonL , I .. . 1| Which Cures. I Dr. Greenb, 85 West 14th St, New York City, is the most successful specialist in curing nervous and chronic |p| diseases. He has remedies for all form 3of disease, and offers to give free consultation and advice, personally or wia by letter. You can tell or write your troubles to Dr. Greene, for all communications are confidential, and letters are answered in plain sealed envelopes. |H 30 FEET OF BOWELS -Oh A Hit o arc away in your insides and must be kept dean, In order and doing business. |X It’s a long way, with many turns and pitfalls to catch t the refuse and clog the channel if not most carefully cleaned out every day. When this long canal is blockaded, look out for i\ trouble —furred tongue, bad breath, belching of gases, yellow spots, pimples and boils, headaches, spitting up of *°°d after eating —an all-around disgusting nuisance* Violent calomel purges or griping salts are danQj Wiifft'" 1 "rM^11 gerous to use for cleaning out the bowels. (j * * They force out the obstruction by causing violent spasms of the bowels, but they leave the intestines "beak and even less able to keep up regular movements than before, and make a 12 „ larger dose necessary next time. Then you have the pill habit, which kills more people t :i than the morphine and whiskey habits combined. The only safe, gentle but certain bowel cleansers are O MM3 sweet, fragrant CAS CARETS, because they don't force out the foecal matter with violence, hut act as a tonic on the whole 30 feet of bowel wall, strengthen the muscles ••oniiMtmimcat-pipowwch convey* th* food from th*tKo*t (Look, out for imitations and substitutes o t you can't get to tho stomaon; t. Cardiac end of stomach: 3. Pyloric end of «. , 1 4 • 4 u r 4 r .4 stomach; 4, Duodenum ;6. Gall bladder; o, 6, 6. Small lutes- results* Lascarets are never sold in bulk* Look for the t*noa; 7. Cttcura; 8. Vermiform appendix; 9. Ascending: colon: . < 4 *4 4 . 4 us*— ,4 4 \ •yt .<< io. Tra n »Tc«e coion: a. oeMcniii.-ijr c o, °n; k. sigmuid nex- trade-mark, the long-tailed C on the box.) You will the .m»ii inteetinefc The .m*ii inte.tit.e empties into th# hnd that m an entirely natural way your bowels will be large Intestine or colon at the cacum. The arrows Indicat* .11 ' , • ’ th. direction which the content* of the bowels mnsttak* In promptly and Permanently passing through th* alimentary canal, * • ’ * * 25c * 50c '^^5^MMi Jfl» lfa NEVER ALL DRUGGISTS. 1 ■■■" ( SOLD IN BULK* -iKail bowel troubles, appendicitis. Ml- All I I lITFPII TOCUXIi Firs par. ss. lousnrss, bad breath, bad blood, wind IMIHUA II IL L H gjf «"* b **T r S/ 1 ® c ’At* on the stomach, bloated bowels, foul If lIIIKUHi IPf«| ™ *** »wjd. V» Hto month, headache. Indigestion, pimples, UUnilflll I Inkil !!fj iealsJ ttaa MT ?Jti.“s. , tofL e * Un AV ,lTer complexion la the world. T TnTI. uTboJl.f ,r~r or and dizziness. When your bowela don’t mow* regu- great asrrit, sad wwr beat teWtwowlal. We Us* faith ail larljr yon are getting alek. Constipation kills more will sell CAKASET* absolntalr gaaraatosd t* cars sr people than all other disease* together. It is a asoaey rsftsadsd. «o bay today, two »©* bears, jrtv* thaw a :ufffering > thsU* *SS -V^.^U fl 'r4,^Vr.,UV.^^r^Vr>Sr. d -« 3^d« MI?Too‘ taking* CA»^AUETS N will never get well and be well all the time until £,*"7 T T.t* £at£.r wtaT,3s. ,„ dart w yon pat yonr bowels right. Take onr advice; start day. Health will eaieklv fbilew sad yea wtllble*# the day with CAkiBETS to-day, under an abeoluts guar- . antee to euro or money intended. m Udnmi »TEBLQI« UUIT CO., W* I0«k w CHIUOO.

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