Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 33, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 January 1901 — Complied with His Request. [ARTICLE]

Complied with His Request.

G. Ormaaidizer (struggling to carve the first turkey his wife, has ever choked)—Say, Mary, the bones in this bird are thicker than a shad’s—just hear the knife grit. , Mrs. G. Ormandlzer (almost crying with anxiety)—You must be against the ■bells,. John, „: J - . 1 “Shells?” ' “Yes, John—don’t you remember that you asked me to stuff the turkey with oysters?”—Brooklyn Life.