Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 29, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 December 1900 — Cerebro Gastric. [ARTICLE]

Cerebro Gastric.

Petted Daughter—They asked me to play at Mrs. Highup’s this evening and I did. but——, Fond Mother (proudly)—Were they not entranced? Petted Daughter—Hum! . When I played “Life on the Ocean Wave” with variations half of them left tbe.room. Fond Mother (ecstatically)—That’s wonderful! They must have been seasick.—Spare Moments.