Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 December 1900 — A Close Game. [ARTICLE]

A Close Game.

Innocent Mamma—What kind of a game was it that you and Rudolph were playing in the parlor last night? Apt Ophelia—Duplicate affinity. You see, we played each other’s hands. Mamma—Who won? Ophelia—He did, by a squeeze.—Denver News.