Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 5, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 October 1900 — Bright Repartee. [ARTICLE]

Bright Repartee.

Sarcastic Wife (reading)—Another mysterious suicide unknown man throws himself from a cliff. Husband (thoughtlessly)—Bet his wife was at the bottom of it. Wife—Charles! Husband (hurriedly)—Of the cliff, my love; not the suicide.