Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 22, Number 3, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 September 1900 — Thought He Was Saving Money. [ARTICLE]

Thought He Was Saving Money.

Hiram— Hurry up, Mandy, an’ git away from this bulletin'. Mandy—What’s yer hurry, Hl? Hirais (Chuckling)—The feller tn the elevator forgot ter collect our fares.— Truth. Almost every girl of sixteen has her mind made np that some day she will have a son named De Mountville, or a daughter named Geraldine. About all some men are willing to do for a living la to breathe regularly.