Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 21, Number 94, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 August 1900 — Take Liver Pills, Brother Wheeler, You’r Bilious. [ARTICLE]

Take Liver Pills, Brother Wheeler, You’r Bilious.

In the past 30 years the word “congenial” has nearly been worn out and in a few years more it may be left out of the dictionary entirely. In olden times there was but one olass, and no clubs, and now it is all clubs and classes and cliques. ThS‘ word “neighborly” can also be done away with in a short time, and people will have to be hired to go to a funeral. Instead of them offering to sit up with the sick they advise to .get a trained nurse, and a corpse nowadays without a S3OO casket and a funeral prooesaion with a gilded hearse and closed carriages is not up to date. The fellow who does an act of charity now, first wants to know what there is in it.—Crown Point Star. *