Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 21, Number 93, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 August 1900 — An Explanation. [ARTICLE]

An Explanation.

Singleton—l wonder why a spinster nearly always has a cat or a dog for a pet? Wederly—Oh, I suppose she wants something that will stay out at night occasionally, so she will have something to worry about,—Chicago News.