Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 21, Number 51, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 March 1900 — Too Free with the First Hump. [ARTICLE]

Too Free with the First Hump.

Easy Thing—l seen a hump-backed feller terday, an ’touched him on de hump for luck. - - . Happy Daze—Yer don't look exactly benefited. Easy Tiring—Naw. lie turned round an’ assassinated me all over de road. He wuz mittiir but a bicycle-rider jest after completin’ a century run.—Judge.