Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 21, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 December 1899 — Sensible Jimmie. [ARTICLE]

Sensible Jimmie.

“Jimmie,” asked his mother, “why are you so persistent about going to your Uncle John’s for Christmas?’ “ ’Cause he hain’t got none of them smoke consumers on his chimbleys. Santa Claus kin git inter his house.”