Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 21, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 December 1899 — One Is Enough. [ARTICLE]

One Is Enough.

“Eph, I want to give you a nice fat turkey for Christmas,” said Col. Hawker. “Dat’s berry kin’, cunnel, but I’d ’fer a $2 bill efs all de same to you. Kris Kringle alius ’pears to leab a tuhkey at my house de night afoh Chris’mas.”