Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 21, Number 26, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 22 December 1899 — Not Distributing Gifts. [ARTICLE]

Not Distributing Gifts.

Nopurse—l proposed to Miss Manymillions Christmas eve. Gotbills —Shall I congratulate you? Nopurse—l don’t know. She told me she wasn’t Santa Qlaus, and that’s all she said.—Truth.