Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 21, Number 22, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 December 1899 — No Time to Lose. [ARTICLE]

No Time to Lose.

Old Gentleman —Little boy, do you know that I am 70 years old and have never used tobacco in any form. Kid—Gee! Yer better get a hustle on yerself If yer want ter learn It before yer die.—New York Journal. Mrs. R. Williams, of FostervHle, Ark., writes on Sept. 26tb: My mother, who had been afflicted with Neuralgia and Rheumatism for eight years, being so bad in her arm that it was partially paralysed, I learned of your “5 DROPS’’ and purchased a sample bottle. Seeing that It helped her so much, 1 ordered a dollar bottle, and after taking one-balf of the large bottle her arm was all right, and 1 consider her entirely cured. ”5 DROPS” la the most powerful specific known, free from opiates and perfectly harmless. It is a positive cure for Rheumatism, sciatica. Neuralgia, Backache, Asthma, Catarrh, La Grippe and kindred diseases. Dollar sited bottle, containing 300 doses, $L SWANSON RHEUMATIC CURE CO., 104 East Lake street, Chicago. A Business Transaction. “I see by the papers that old Bullion’s heiress was married yesterday to that French Count” “That so? Who gave the bride away ?” “Nobody. She was sold. It was discovered this morning that tie is not a Count”—Omaha World-Herald.