Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 21, Number 16, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 November 1899 — From Good Timber. [ARTICLE]

From Good Timber.

“I have a severe cold,” said the sweet singer. “I shall have to use a cough sirup.” “Use only tar sirup,” spoke up the manager. “Does it make any difference?” “Yes; everything depends on the pitch of your voice.”