Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 21, Number 14, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 November 1899 — Under the Roses. [ARTICLE]

Under the Roses.

“TV lover,” mused the janitor philosopher, “oftin gives tb’ lass to understand thot her widded lolfe will be a bed uv roses; but, faith, it’s a fmmy bed av roses thot has a cook stove at wan ind an ’a wash tub at th’ ither.”