Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 20, Number 78, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 June 1899 — The Retort Direct. [ARTICLE]

The Retort Direct.

Judge (to old witness ascending bench by mistake) —Is it a judge you want to be, my man? Old witness—Maybe it’s all I’m fit for now, your lordship.—Tit-Bits.