Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 20, Number 68, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 April 1899 — Glad, Anyhow. [ARTICLE]

Glad, Anyhow.

“I beg your pardon, I thought this was Mr. Chucksley.” “I am Mr. Chucksley.” “Then I am glad to find that when I thought I was mistaken I was mistaken In thinking I was mistaken.” “Hey?” “I say when I thought I was mistaken I was mistaken In thinking I was mistaken, and being mistaken In thinking I was mistaken when I wasn’t mistaken, I was glad to find I was mistaken when I thought I was mistaken, because I wasn’t mistaken—or, rather, I was mistaken when I thought I was mistaken, and so I couldn't have been mistaken—well, at any rate, I’m glad. Looks as If we were going to have snow, doesn’t It?”—Chicago Tribune. The theorist is all right until It is time to make a practical demonstrar tlon. Always look at your Joys with a mlcroecope, and at your sorrows with the wnmg end Man opera gios.