Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 20, Number 62, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 April 1899 — [?]kely. [ARTICLE]

[?]kely.

Mrs. Crimsonbeak—Were you under the influence of liquor last night, John? Mr. Crimsonbeak (rubbing his bead) —No, Indeed. “Well, just look at your shoes on the mantel and yonr silk hat all out of shape!” “Yes, I did that to remind me to tell you something.” “What was it?” "Really, I forget now what it was.”— Yonkers Statesman.