Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 20, Number 60, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 March 1899 — Couldn’t Be Positive. [ARTICLE]

Couldn’t Be Positive.

Reggy (Indignantly)—So your father said I didn't know enough to go in when it rained. I hope you contradicted him? Dolly—Oh, yes. But of course, I couldn’t say for certain, Rebby, because I have never seen you out in a storm.—Judge. The American people have much to be thankful for. No other country on the globe can produce six varieties of weather in ten minutes. AU men are born ignorant and lots of them never succeed in outgrowing it