Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 20, Number 58, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 March 1899 — Not a Classic. [ARTICLE]

Not a Classic.

The Guards Band was playing out on the Windsor Castle terrace during dejeuner recently, and the Queen was so much struck by one pretty march tune that she desired one of the maids of honor to go and ascertain what it was called. The classic features of that high-born damsel were suffused with blushes as she returned and made answer: “ ‘Come Where the Booze Is Cheaper,’ Your Majesty.”