Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 20, Number 50, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 February 1899 — At the Height of the Quarrel. [ARTICLE]

At the Height of the Quarrel.

“When I die,” said Mr. Pneer, “you’ll have the goodness, I hope, at least to close my eyes.” “Yes” blazed forth Mrs. Pneer, “and I’ll put the smallest of copper coins on them! A cent has always been as big to your eyes as a half dollar!” —Chicago Tribune.