Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 20, Number 43, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 January 1899 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

, HIS WIFE COULDN'T COOK. So he deoided to apply for a divorce, for he considered he had good grounds therefor. But the Judge, after bearing his complaint, scratched the bald place on the top of his head, looked over his specs at the poor fellow, shifted the quid of tobacco to the other side of his mouth, and said: “You don’t need no divorce. You go home and ask your wife to forgive you. On the way home stop at A. F. Longs and buy a bottle of Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin, take it according to directions, and if you can’t eat anything in less than a week from biled cabbage up, come up t ome, and I will give you a divorce and alimony both.”

Farms for Sale. We have for sale several tracts of land varying in size from 40 acres to 280 acres, which will be sold at prices to suit the times. Only a small cash payment is required. balance on easy payments at 6 per cent, interest. . Prospective buyers will find it to>thefr advantage to call and see us. Hollingsworth & Hopkins. NOT A CAST IRON STOMACH, Of course you haven’t. No one need have. Doctor Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin is a remedy prepared on purpose for stomach troubles, weak stomach, sour stomach, big stomach or little stomach, or any irregularities caused from indigestion or constipation. They can be permanently aud thoroughly cured by the use of Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin, which is made in three sizes, lOcts, 50cts, and SI.OO, and is sold by A. F. Long. The wife of Mr. D. Robinson, a prominent lumberman of Hartwick, N. Y„ was sick with rheumatism for five months. In speaking of it, Mr. ißobinson says: “Chamberlain’s Pain Balm is the only thing that gave her rest from pain. For the relief of pain it cannot be beat.” Many very bad cases of rheumatism have been cured by it. For sale at 50 cents per bottle by F. B. Meyer, A LONG LIFE. For sixty-nine years Downs’ Elixir has kept on curing coughs, colds, croup, consumption and all throat and lung troubles. Some people think it good only for lung troubles, but the fact is that it is the best remedy known for cold in the head, or cold settled in the joints or bowels, as it acts upon the whole system and speedily eradicates a cold whereever found. We sell it and guarantee a 50 cent bottle to cure any cold or money refunded. A. F. Long.

SCRI BNER’S fIAGAZI NE FOR 1899 Gouernor Roosevelt’s “The Rough Riders” (illustrated serial) and all his other war writings. Robert Louis Stevenson’s Letters (never before published), edited by Sidney Colvin Richard Harding Davis: Stories and special articles. Rudyard Kipling —Henry Van Dyke — William Allen White and many others: Short Stories. George W. Cable’s New Serial story of New Orleans, “The Entomologist” —lllustratad by Herter. Senator Hoar’s Keminiscences —illustrated. Mrs. John Drew’s Stage Reminiscences- illustrated. Joel Chandler Harris's new collection of Stories. “The Chronicles of Aunt Minervy Ann, Q’s Short Serial, “A Ship of Stars ” Robert Grant’s SearchLight Letters —CommonSense Essays. Sidney Lanier’s Musical Impressions. C. D. Gibson’s The Seven Agee of American Woman and other notable Art Features by other artists. THE FULL ILLUSTRATED PROSPECTUS, INCLUDING DESCRIPTIONS OF THE ABOVE, SENT FREE TO ANY ADDRESS. THE MAGAZINE IS $3.00 A year; 25C. A NUMBER. I CHARLES SCRIBNER’S SONS, 163-167 FIFTH AVENUE,