Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 20, Number 41, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 January 1899 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 3 [ADVERTISEMENT]

his won oouiiiarT oook. So he decided to apply for a divorce, for he considered he had good grounds therefor. But the Judge, after bearing his complaint, scratched the bald plaoe on the top of his head, looked over his speos at the poor fellow, shifted the quid of to. baooo to the other side of his mouth, and said: “You don’t need no divorce. You go home and ask your wife .to forgive you. On the way home stop at A. F. Longs and buy a bottle of Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pep. sin, take it according to directions, and if you can’t eat anything in less than a week from biled cabbage up, oome up t ome, and I will give you a divorce and alimony both.”

C. C. Polk, Yalparaisa, Ind., says; “My son Harry was pronounced by four physicians a hopeless consumptive. Within six weeks after beginning the use of Last Resort he was able to go to school and has been hearty ever sinoe. It cures pqughs, colds, lagrippe and consumption. 50 oents and $1 per bottle. For sale by A. F. Long. T>. 1? T V Til says:—“Universal Ointment is the best remedy for cold sores I ever used.” It cures burns, piles, uloers, eczema, etc. For sale by A. F. Long - m «♦» A WHITE MARK. Foley’s Kidney Cure is a perfectly reliable preparation for all Kidney and Bladder diseases. The proprietors of this Great Medicine guar. antee it or the money refund- ed. Do they not deserve a white mark? A. F. Long. To create a good appetite use Universal Laboring Man’s Tonio. It builds up the tissues that are worn out. For sale by A, F. Long Ferguson & Wilson have plenty of money to make allthe loans required in Jasper county. We will give applicant ohoice from private funds or eastern funds. Don’t forget to call and get our terms. ** •' -m » tr NOT A CAST IRON STOMACH, Of course you haven’t. No one need have, Doctor Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin is a remedy prepared on purpose for stomach troubles, weak stomach, sour stomach, big stomaoh or little stomaoh, or any irregularities caused from indigestion or constipation. They can be permanently aud thoroughly cured by the use of Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin, whioh is made in three sizes, lOots, 50cts, and SI.OO, and is sold by A. F. Long. Rev E. A. Shell, D. D., Gen. Seo’y Epworth League, says:—“Tniversal Headache Remedy cures my aching head as nothing else ever did. It is wonderful.” For sale by A. F. Long. J. H. Schlund, Lawyer, Chicago, 111., says: — “The first Universal Headache Remedy tablet I took cured my severe headache in a few moments.” It is a sure oure. Six cures for 10 cents. For sale by A. F. Long.

Jn speaking or the Universal Laxative Pill, Dr. Fred J. Smith of Chicago says: “It is just the thing for a torpid liver, or for constipation. They are mild and effective.” For sale by A. F. hong. Mrs. Geo. Jones, Danville, 111., writes that: —“Have been troubled with torpid liver for years and have never found anything to relieve me like me Universal Laxative Pill.” Thny cure consumption. For sale by A. F. Long. The wife of Mr. D. Robinson, a prominent lumberman of Hartwick, N. Y„ was sick with rheumatism for five months. In speaking of it, Mr. Robinson says: “Chamberlain’s Pain Balm is the only thing that gave her rest from pain. < For the relief of pain it cannot be beat.” Many very bad cases of rheumatism have been cured by it. For sale at 50 cents per bottle by F. B. Meyer.

■WT |~|TTsbould know that Foley’s IvL Honey and Tar is absolutely the best remedy for all diseases of the Throst. Chest or Lungs, Dealers are authorized to guarantee it to give satisfaction in all cases,. A. F. Long. FOLBY'B HONBY AND TAB Congh Syrop wherever introduced is considered the most pleassnt and effective remedy for all throat and lnng complaints. It is the only prominent congh medicine that contains no opiates, sod that can safely be given to children. A. F, Long. another good man Gone wrong. He failed * use Foley’s Kidney Cure for bis kidney complaint. For sale by A K Long.