Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 20, Number 40, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 January 1899 — Conjugal Felicities. [ARTICLE]

Conjugal Felicities.

Mrs. Spatts (nee Gotrox)—You’re a perfect brute I actually believe you married" me simply because of 1 my money. Mr. Spatts—Well, my dear, you’d hardly expect a man to take such an important step without some reason.— Harlem Life.