Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 20, Number 37, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 January 1899 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

MIS WIFE) COULDN’T COOK. So be decided to apply for a divorce, for he considered he bad good grounds therefor. But the Judge, after hearing his complaint, scratched the bald place on the top of his head, looked over his specs at the poor fellow, shifted the quid of tobacco to the other side of his mouth, and said: “You don’t need no divorce. You go home and ask your wife to forgive you. On the way home stop at A. F. Longs and buy a bottle of Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin, take it according to directions, and if you can’t eat anything in less than a week from biled cabbage up, come up t ome, and I will give you a divorce and alimony both.” Bev E. A. Shell, D. D., Gen. Sec’y Epworth League, says:—“Tniversal Headache Remedy cures my aching head as nothing else ever dia. It is wonderful.” For sale by A. F. Long. When most needed it is not unusual for your family physician to be away from home. Such was the experience of Mr. J. Y. Schenck, editor ♦Vq OorMn Tv'fl Tor RhrjnAY when ins little girl, two years of age was threatened with a severe attack of croup. He says: “My wife insisted that 1 go for the doctor, but as our family physician was out of town I purchased a bottle of Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy, which relieved her immediately. I will be without it in the future.” 25 and 50 cent bottles for sale by F. B. Mever. ■ ■ •» Dr. E. L. Knapp, Chicago, 111., says: —“Universal Ointment is the best remedy for cold sores I ever used.” It cures burns, piles, ulcers, eczema, etc. Forsaleby A. F. Long The wife of Mr. D. Robinson, a prominent lumberman of Hartwick, N. Y., was sick with rheumatism for five months. In speaking of it, Mr. Robinson says: “Chamberlain’s Pain Balm is the only thing that gave her rest from pain. For the relief of pain it cannot be beat.” Many very bad cases of rheumatism Have been cured by it. For sale at 50 cents per bottle by F. B, Meyer. To create a good appetite use Universal Laboring Man’s Tonje. It builds up the tissues that are worn out. For sale by A, F. Long. Major C. T. Picton is manager of the State Hotel, at Denison, Texas, which the traveling men say is one of the best hotels in that section. In speaking of Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy Major Picton says: “I have used it myself and in my family for several years, and take pleasure in saying that I consider it an infallible cure for diarrhoea and dysentery. I always recommend it, and have frequently administered it to my guests in the hotel, and in every case it has proven, itself worthy of unqualified endorsement. For sale by F. B. Meyer. NOT A CAST IRON STOMACH, course you haven’t. No one need have. Doctor Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin is a remedy prepared on purpose for stomach troubles, weak stomach, sour stomach, big stomach or little stomach, or any irregularities caused from indigestion or constipation. They can be permanently aud thoroughly cured by the use of Dr. Caldwell’s Syrup Pepsin, which is made in three sizes, lOcts, 50cts, and SI.OO, and is sold, by A. F. Long,

Universal Laboring Man’s Tonic is a sure cure for that tired feeling. It creates an appetite. For sale bX A. F. Long.

A LONG LIFE. For sixty-nine years Downs’ Elixir has kept on curing coughs, colds, croup, consumption and all throat and lung troubles. Some people think it good only for lung troubles, but the fact is that it is the best remedy known for cold in the head, or cold settled in the joints or bowels, as it acts upon the whole system and speedily eradicates a cold whereever found. We sell it and guarantee a 50 cent bottle to cure any cold or money refunded. A. F. Long, In speaking or the Universal Laxative Pill, Dr. Fred J. Smith of Chicago says: “It is just the thing for a torpid liver, or for constipation. They are mild and effective.” For sale by A. F. Long. Prof. H B. Brown, ‘Pres., Valparaiso Normal School, in speaking of Last Resort says:—“lt was very satisfactory indeed.” It cures coughs colds, LaGrippe and consumption.. For sale by A. F. Long. Why Suffer with Dyspepsia? Chas. Broome, 850 South Second St.-, ' Philadelphia, says: “It took only two months for Brazilian Balm to cure me of dyspepsia with which I suffered over 30 years. Now I have no pain or stomach cough, and can eat anything. Brazilian Balm beats t.ie world.’