Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 20, Number 34, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 30 December 1898 — A United States Regular. [ARTICLE]

A United States Regular.

St. Peter looked at the honest face of the latest comer. “I suppose,” he said, “that life below wasn't all sunshine to you—perhaps you were glad to leave it?” “I’ve nothing to complain of, sir.” “Were there no days of sorrow. n Q false friends, no bereavements to distress you?” “I tell you, sir, I don’t find any fault.” “You’re a queer fellow,” said the saint; “don’t you ever complald about anything?” "No, sir,” said the newcomer; “of course I don’t —I’m a United States regular.” And the saint no longer wondered.—Cleveland Plain Dealer.