Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 20, Number 32, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 December 1898 — A Mean Man. [ARTICLE]

A Mean Man.

Mrs. Suburban--I’m afraid to here/alone all day. So many tramps have been seen around this part of town lately. Mr. Suburban—Well, If any of them ciuni* to the house, get rid of them the best way you can. Mrs. Suburban—But-suppose they decline to leave? Mr. Suburban—Oh, well, If the worst comes to the worst, just ask them i» and give them some of your angel cake -then telephone for the undertaker. — Chicago News. '