Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 20, Number 24, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 November 1898 — Taking His Measure. [ARTICLE]

Taking His Measure.

Dudelelgh—l—aw, would like some collahs.” Salesman—Yes, sir. What size, please?” DudvMeigh—l—aw, guess fowteen inches is about the pwoppah thing.” Salesman—Yes, sir. Height or length?”