Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 20, Number 10, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 October 1898 — His Home-Run Hit. [ARTICLE]

His Home-Run Hit.

There had been some hard words from each on the faults of the opposite sex, and she finally gave what she thought would be a parting shot. “You rail at us,” she said, “and make fun of us, but what, I ask you, would you do without women?” “Get rich,” he replied promptly, and she was indignant that it took her three weeks to make up her mind to ask for a new bonnet.—Minneapolis Journal.