Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 20, Number 6, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 September 1898 — Held In. [ARTICLE]

Held In.

"What Is a non-combatant, Uncle Abner?” “A non-combatant is a man wlio thinks he would go to war If his wife would let him.” A man leaves the earth for a while after he inarrleß, but lu a terribly short time lie appenrs carrying It on his shouldurs.