Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 19, Number 99, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 19 August 1898 — Family Jars. [ARTICLE]

Family Jars.

Sho—When we were married you declared I was good enough to eat. He—Yes, and now I’m sorry that I didn’t do it.

She—Why do you say that? He—Because as a dinner you might have agreed with me; as a wife you don’t.