Rensselaer Semi-Weekly Republican, Volume 19, Number 95, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 5 August 1898 — She Knows Better. [ARTICLE]

She Knows Better.

“I rend in th'- papers that bananas were wholesome fo<d," said Mrs. MeSw illigen to Mr*. Squildig. “but I don’t believe it. 1 ate some before going to bed last night and I have felt sick ever since.” “How many- bananas did you eat?” asked her friend. “Not many. 1 don't think I ate more than six or seven.”—Pittsburgh Chron-icle-Telegraph. Tnklutc Thing* flood Xutnredly. "Confound you, what are you grinning nt?” asked the man who was getting himself held up. “Ob, well,” chuckled the footpad, “I never was a man to take thing* seri-ously."-Cincinnati Enquirer.